Whahaaaa

Ahh, this time please let me be lazy again. Probably next post won't be jokes but will be funny videos but I'll be talking about something else, alright??

And lotto number touched 1126 pageviews!! Wow... I really didn't expect the number to increase so fast!!

And now, joke time.

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

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Ted is 7-yr old n he's very bad in essay writing.
One day the teacher asked the class to write a 500-word essay base on any title they like. Ted thought real hard n finally he started his essay:

Titled: Composition - my lost cat

One day i lost my kitty, i went out to the street n started calling:
HELLO




























































kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty..." but she never comes back, that's how i lost my cat.

(510 words)

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Lucky frog


A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,"Ribbit. 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog
and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides
to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 Wood." The guy takes out a 3 Wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK, where to next?" The frog replied, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog
says,"Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks," What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't
know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

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Enough for today!!
Have a nice day!!

Beautiful Illusion

cant believe wat i did tonight though... i didnt plan to write a song... but just suddenly when i opened up my blog to post something up.. i just thought...' wat to post ar...?' write a song only la... " and i just picked up my guitar and here goes my third song finally... im not saying im a super chunted song write wtv~ but it's that. as long as you have inspiration in ur heart, writing song at anytime, anywhere is a no problem thingy.. cheers~ =)
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~Beautiful Illusion~
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Verse

(D) walking down the mountains and found (C) himself in the long lost jungle,

(D) the night was so peaceful that it (C) kept his mouth so silently~(G)
yea (A) gonna drive him so crazy~ (B) (C)

(D) walking towards the moonlight and found out (C) his shadows following,

(D) the feeling was a little creepy but he (C) doesnt mind it yea he said

(G)and a question (A) stirs in his heart~ (B) (C)

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.Verse 2

Walking by the beach and realize that the footprints were by his ones always,

and slowly they were fading away as time passes by like a spinning coin,

gonna drive him so crazy~

Walking across a river and he saw his image in the clear bright water

He thought he was thinking too much so he turned his head around,

and a question stirs in his heart.
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Pre Chorus
(Em) what is (D) life to him (C)? gonna think (D) it over!

(Em) how does (D) it feel like (C) ? being by himself. (G)

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.Chorus

he has no idea why, (C) feeling lonely in the crowded room.

(Em)He (D) searches high and low (C), just to dig the (D) truth out.(G)

Many questions, many answers,(C) but it goes round and round (Em)

Just to (D) find out why oh why (C), it's gonna take forever~(D)
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Bridge
(C) but as he opened his eyes,
(D) and as he shared out his heart,
(Em) and as he open his arms,
(C) he realized that it was just a dream~

. Meaning of the Lyrics~
Alrite, wat u gotta know about this song!!! Yi Ming saw the lyrics and came out to me tellin me she's so lost... =.= guess im gonna explain it.. this song has double image lyrics btw.Meaning if you see the verses part all the scenery thingy... im not describing it but there's a theme of loneliness behind it. wait till u read till Chorus u will realize it..
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Alrite i shall go one by one.. verse one... This guy was a lone ranger.. the night suppose to be the busy time chatting around.. but that night seemed to be quiet because he had no topic to talk wit anyone and this forced him to be silent? then talking about shadow.When anyone knows that he's walking with his shadow, it's a resemblens of loneliness? And he doesnt mind admitting it. But he was scared too and started questioned himself...
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Verse two.It's always known that friends step into our lives and left their footprints/memories there. But friends had step out of his life and the footprints were fading away.and then he look into himself, his personality.. asking himself questions about what he had done wrongly..
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But sooner the chorus reveals the true meaning of the song la... sayin loneliness and why... that guy goin around ask all.. but then in the bridge... this guy was just thinking too much. He had lotz of frenz, just that he thought it the other way. If you read my blog.. there's one post about loneliness... i think last two weeks i just posted. exactly the same meaning as it. .
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and if i want to, i can end this song with the beginning of "Friends for life" my first song x) first of all, the themes link. and it's a nice build up duet song~ =)

Hokkien Star Wars and LOTR

LOLz...

Hihi, since it's been a bitsy quiet around here...i decided to do my job and post...you guessed it...MORE VIDEOS!!

first up is this...sorry but it's in Hokkien



and another...this is in Hokkien as well, but it has subtitles. ENJOY!

HAPPPPY BIRTHDAY!!

An early wish to wish...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO

TAI KEN HUI (Monday, 14th April)

and

ABIGAIL HO SEOW PENG (Friday, 18th April)

... well, just in case I didn't have the time to post this up.

In case you guys forgot who're they...
Here, I present you...

Ken Hui!!!

Abigail!!!

Please don't kill me. I failed my art.

And a cake for both of you!!


Well... almost failed...

-Wishes from Kean Lee and all 5 Angsanians-

A wish to a friend

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

TO THE ONE...

THE ONLY...

KALKENA!!!
*cheering*


-warm BIG cheesy hugs from all of us-

Happy Birthday Glitter Graphics

BLOG FEVER

oooo yay, i'm now a host on the blog.... so fun la.... this whole bloggin craze is startin to spiral out of control. its like everyone is crazy about it. you've got ppl selling u stuff thru blogs, u got ppl being news broadcasters, ppl treatin it like a diary and ppl usin it to chat. i mena its fun and all but now its insane.... just like Facebook used to be like everyone's fav thing and then it just died down.... i wonder wat will be the next craze when the blog fever dies down?

What I Do in IACT...

watch stuff like this...



among many videos-that-have-no-direct-relevance-to-advertising.

Such as Achmed.

Now...being in IACT is MORE about that. In my case, I have Principles of Drawing, Computer Application, Computer Graphics, Advertising Principles, Presentation Skills and Research Methods classes. The most-likely-to-be-given-homework classes are...PoD, CA, CG while most-likely-to-be-given-extremely-hard-homework-that-will-cause-infequent-sleeping-habits are AP, PS and RM. And that's not all. 1/4 of an average IACT day also involves regular group discussions about where and what to eat during breaktimes aka 2nd breakfast, late breakfast, 2nd lunch or late lunch. Decisions are made by majority voters, which are in turn influenced by the size of our current wallets/pockets, time taken to walk, order, eat and finally walk back, and of course, whether most of us are sick of said restaurant.

The rest of it involves some naps, drawing silly stuff on subject notes, drawing temporary tattoos, arguments with evil lecturers about the size of our homeworks, and of course, the random rubber band and paper bullets shootout. And ads. Lots of ads. Funny ads, lame ads, WOAHHHHH ads, and ads that just make you go '...? What was that? I dungeddit...' aka stupid ads that makes me wonder why advertisers even bother.

And...that's about it. Here's some ads that were kinda cool. And guess what? They're Malaysian. Don't think that all M ads suck. They don't.



It's about the Malaysian Wushu Tournament.





Ahh...Petronas ads alwayss crack me up.

Cheers!!