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NEw BLOG!

www.whatisgeneharn.blogspot.com!
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Read if u are free la, i crap pretty lotz there.. anyways..
Uni application started.. so these are the choices i put...

1. Architecture (UM)
2. Architecture (UPM)
3. CIvil (UM)
4. Civil (UPM)
5. MEchanical (UM)
6. MEchanical (UPM)
7. ENvironmental Eng (UM)
8. Chem Eng. (UM)

Just tellin la so roughly you wil get the idea what my interest is like... and ya Li Ann is suppose to fill up hers too. wil ask her too x) HAppy NEW YEAR 2009 you ppl! hugz!

Because I'm soo free

... that's why I'm here to promote this:


Yesterday I checked Wikipedia and it said its gross revenue (worldwide) is $602 million. My eyes widened.

Today I got there to get that picture above, and the site says its gross revenue (worldwide) is $609 million. I made an appointment for an eye surgery.

You really should watch it. Never in my life after watching so many movies have I seen such a good actor as Heath Ledger. I must admit his looks as The Joker isn't very appealing but I guess that $6xx million really means that this show really isn't some slapstick.

Inclusive of annoying advertorials (such as from Baskin Robbins and that X-Pax crap) and movie trailers at the beginning, the whole movie lasts about 3 hours. I say your $10 is very wisely spent for a 3 hour-long movie.

NEXT of course would be:

I hear this movie isn't much of talking. Release date is on the 14th of August. No comments about this movie, unless you're interested to know what Hui Leng commented about this: "i wanna watch wall-e so cute lol"

To sum up everthing, I've got to add that I'm gay (not homosexual, you pervert), but I am not a gay.

But Christian Bale really got hot bod leh...


... but he really looks better in The Dark Knight.

Form 6 Pictures

Introducing~ Lower Six Science Class Of SMKBU :

Taken before Majlis Anugerah Cemerlang. We were part of the traditional chinese fan dance performance. The girl behind me is Maddie(aka gummy guinea pig), Jun Mei the prefect, next to me is Grace(aka Blueberry). I got the nickname Hamtaro....wth lol.
Me being me as usual.
Me and Grace, taken the day Domino Pizza came to our school to host the Rodeo Road Safety. The entire thing was a snore fest, but we all came for the free pizza lol.
The guys doing 'lala' poses after chowing down the pizzas. From the left:-
Sean(aka tai kor), Chester(aka chesnut, lol his pose is the funniest man), Julian Gan(aka King Julian), Jeremy(Class Magician), Yin Soon(aka turnip hair), Roy(ninja-in-training), Ivan(aka hardcore blue film fan =p), Nigel(aka The Queen), Kim Yoong(aka The Princess/Kimmy)
What we did for chem lesson. Different types of crystal lattic structure.

Ivan, Grace, Me, and Nigel. Notice the date on the photo. I call this the 'stall Hui Leng outside while the class prepares to surprise her on her birthday' plan.
Tadaa~, they wanted to smash the cake on face. Thank goodness they didn't.
Enter Pik Kei(aka Big Gay/KL Drifter), the girl cutting the cake.
Nigel, Julian Anthony Theseira(aka JT/Mother Teresa), Pik Kei.
Sean, Komathi, Me, Grace, and Gaya.This was only taken yesterday. We were at HELP college participating in the Law Olympiad. 10 of us from our class joined.(total students in my class is 17, pretty much 2/3 of the class went.) More than 225 students in total in the competition.My team : Grace, Nigel, Theseira, Yin Soon, and me. In the end we didn't make top three.(explains the stupid face im making) Ouch.
Went to 1u to have a losers' celebration. Wanted to watch Dark Knight, but tickets were sold out, double ouch. So we just went to McD's

Roy, Grace and Nigel.
Theseira and Nigel( The Queen : Off with your head!!)
Grace and Pik Kei.
Yin Soon and Nigel. I seriously don't know what they are doing.
Princess and the Queen.
Pik Kei, Nigel, Kim, and Julian.
After that went lepaking around 1u. This shot is called Backstreet Boys + 1 Pik Kei.

From front to back: jeremy, yin soon, roy, nigel, and grace. I just had to ruin the picture lol.




Perfect photo to end a not-so-perfect but fun-filled day. XD

Uncle Bala

If i'm not mistaken, i remember there's a Friendster profile of him.

Found it. Click here.

His email, apparently also started in that (impersonated) profile of his, is balatheguard@hotmail.com

Found this just moments ago:

Uncle Bala Speaks

Video description: See Uncle Bala, SMKDJ's warden speaking. I dare anyone who can completely understand him and come up with a better translation!

Gotta love his dancing.

Unfortunately, never got to see him dance even once in my 5 years in DJ.

... have you??

new post...in a really long time

haha...it's been a long while since i've written a post here. I don't really have anything to write, but getting sick of seeing the same post day after day...(and no, I don't read the blog everyday...it's just a figure of speech)

soooo......

well, if anyone would care to know, I'm inching my way closer to the end of my first sem in IACT. It's been a fun 6 months and I'm eager to start the next sem. If anyone would like to hire a part-time graphic designer that has barely any experience please do call me...

yeah, right...as if you would.

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*ponders on what to write*

weeeelll...there's this thing about my assignments. I'm really having fun with it, especially Computer Graphics assignments...major fun. Not being sarcastic. And not being sarcastic about being sarcastic either. KL asked me to post some up on this blog, but I'm too kind to make you guys suffer. However, I am proud of my work, and I'll post them up on my blog as soon as I can.

So, with that said, cheerios!!!

Random quote: 'Only when the tree has died and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught will we realise that we cannot eat money'

galalalala

Off to Matriculation...

alrite i know this is quite sudden... i told everyone im studying in Utar and wat im gonna do blablabla.... But guess wat, i just got the offer to go local matriculation programme in malaca... so incase u are wondering what is that thing? pls dont think its a super sad case or get a wrong impression about wat is matric all about k. im feeling i juz got lottery. Now is like suddenly i can study medic edi juz not sure if i want to. Cause u know la local Uni super cheap! well not much to type now. tml morning going down edi... im packin everything now.. will keep this blog update ya! 3 posts in a row! Bye utar! Malaca here i come! =)

p/s i know this is random post but just tellin everyone that im off from here =)

Beijing We Are Ready~

If u've not heard this song, then pls.. Just listen to it. It's the songs you are going to hear times over times in the future when u see where ever Beijing olympic events. hahaha. Its not AI finals or wat. One word for this video. its a song actually. VERY FILLED WIT INSPIRATION. just too powerful. If u dun understand chinese.. there are only 3 words in the song u understand i guess? ahhaha. It really caught my attention. cause this song is sang by only few top china singers. Really talented i would say. Some of them la.the high pitch. omg. ANd IGNORE The 1st minute of boring starting. hahaa. Listen the whole thing and feel BE MOVED. muaahha. thanks!

I neeed time!! DONATE!!!

I need Time!!! more time!!! not that i didnt make use of my time or wat... but its like i have tried my best to use up every single second. Life is so short. I have lotz of thoughts running over my mind everytime. yesh, but i dun have the time to put them to reality every single one.

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I've always tried to balance my personality and talents over a lot of areas. Well i hope i can master all areas, but its impossible. Time factor. you gotta invest ur time in the area constantly to keep up to date. But one thing u know, the more areas u master, the more contacts u get, and the more mature u get, because its like u can talk to almost everyone on the street by any topic. That AWESOME..But yea its impossible.

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I wish i have more time. So far i set my focus only on few areas. Of course, Music.. then my religion, cooking, sports, finance world. And can tell you that these few areas are already that hard. I don't wanna be those people who just know the surface of these areas, but really get a grip till the root. If you realize.. who on this earth doesn't know at least one of these range? So meaning if i really get to master all the knowledge in these fields, its already sufficient to talk to ANYONE..

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Well, another reason why i need more time. WHen we talk about friendship, i would really say this.. the most la. u can get 4 or 5 ppl to be ur best fren. It keeps me wonder...

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Can we just treat everyone as best frenz?

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yea definitely not, it needs investment in time too. U dont expect to call someone best fren by talking to them on msn only right? .ANd seeing someone just got so down everytime and say their life is borin... that's actually the worst thing that can pissed me off honestly. ALrite u might say 'this is their lives u cant say anythin' well i will let it as be la duh. but i juz pity them. u know why.Life is so beautiful, if you are saying its boring, its just like u are squashing a rose..

I know i cant have more time.

But well, at least i think im living up every single second of it =)

p/s how have everyone been doing? hope you ppl have fun in uni =) im so goin to rock utar. well since no one of u is there. lol

AI FINALS

oh my god american idol finals comin............
i hope archuletta wins......

A little story of a Very Strange Teacher

Over the months learning calculus under this teacher called Mr. Eric, I lately only got to realise something peculiar in him.

This week's Tuesday, he told the entire class something.

Mr Eric: ... so your EE2 exam will be on the 26th of May.
Class: WHAT?!! So fast?!
Mr Eric: What so fast? We've got to catch up with the time table...
Mr Eric: ... so you can watch Indiana Jones the day before, then come and take the exam.

And just yesterday, which was a Thursday...

Some students: Teacher, you watch Iron Man adi ah?
Mr Eric: *smiles* Watch adi.
Some students: Wah!! Nice ah?
Mr Eric: I just like the lab part only.
Me, quietly whispering to myself: WTH?!

And back a few months ago:

Mr Eric: Your exam is next Monday...
Mr Eric: ... and after this, I'm going to watch 10,000 BC.
Class: Teacher!! That show not nice one!!
Mr Eric: Not nice ah??

I should have known it earlier. I laughed so hard (until my friend thought I went cuckoo) when I finally realised that Mr Eric's a movie maniac. He literally knows all the latest movies, sees them first even before we even bought the tickets, and even know's when's the release date for the movie!!

You tell me scary ornot?
I say he very sian loh.

And I also realised he enjoys integrating movies with exams.

And I got a measly 20/50 for my calculus exam.

I hate calculus. :(

PS. I'm really considering to sought his consultation hours to ask about which is the best movie to watch next. Heh.

Aiesec!!!

First of all... u might be wonderin what is AIEsec? well im not doin some publicity here but if u heard ur uni has Aiesec.. Just join it!! not regretz.. i juz came back from one of the conference of Aiesec. Well and they ask me if wana join their student exchange thing. AIesec is an international platform for young people to discover their potential and leadership skills. ANd it's also the world's largest student organization. So far there are only 5 Aiesecs in Msia. Help has it.

Aiesec is definitely more 'pro' than leo club or wtv.its not because of its international thing, but what they do in Aiesec.It's professional i would say. well juz one conference i attended is enough to impact me to start an Aiesec in UTAR. http://www.aiesec.org/malaysia/ yea this is all u need to know. SOrry if i post this so randomly. But its so eye opening that i think everyone should know =) cheers.

class outing, anyone?

ok...looking back, don't really know why i posted a video of that...guess it was really inspiring at that time and i really wanted to share.

So.

I've been sorta discussing with the admins and other ppl...and we're sorta planning for a class outing.

Place, date, time and other details are still in discussion, but suggestions are welcomed.

Now, anyone who's interested, please leave a comment or something so that we can plan the details as we want to accomodate everyone's best interests.

It wouldn't do anyone much good if we set a date that everyone will be busy on, will it?

So please, if you're interested, please tell us when you can make it (weekends?)and when will you be busy (days near assignment deadlines, or exam week, for example).

And it wouldn't be like...a trip to Redang Island or anything...just a simple day outing to catch up with friends and stuff.

And please, if you're going to join us, do tell us if you plan to break off the group sometime during the outing, as plans will be made with the idea that everyone is joining (buying cinema tickets, choosing restaurants to eat at, etc)

Details and updates will be posted here, so please check often. The outing will most probably either held on this month or in june.

Cheerios

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the video really speaks for itself...

whatidoincollege

I'm inspired by Sibeh Sian and Happy Office Boy. For those who get it, then we're so update than others sia ;)

Since Hui Leng has been bugging me to blog about something about myself, so today, I'm going to show you just a little something I do in college other than ogling at pretty girls.

And I don't know why I'm writing this at 1.05am.

I do calculus. *click to enlarge*

Being a diligent boy I am, I hardworkingly copied down what teacher wrote on the board :)

I dunno if this is the way calculus should be, but the teacher speaks English, but all I could understand is he saying, "If X equals..." and "If Y equals...". Other than that, I think he's chanting formulae after formulae from the formulae sheet.

then Y should be Sambal Bills bun for lunch

In every class I attend, he would be chanting some if X equals then Y equals and my hand would be copying what he wrote on the board, while I think of what to have for lunch after class. I can multitask. This is one skill I learnt while doing calculus :D!

Well, in the case that if he happens to walk pass by me, I would then crease my forehead, pretending to be in deep concentration. I dunno how it happened, but I managed to solve a question on my own while others have solved 6 questions after 2 hours sitting in class:

2 hours 1 question. Walau.

Like every other subject, Calculus has its good and bad points.

Good point: The teacher doesn't ask check or ask me to hand-in my uncompleted work.
Bad point: The teacher doesn't ask check or ask me to hand-in my uncompleted work.

I love calculus. :)

A Touching Article

It's just another article I found while surfing the net, but I was so thoroughly moved. Here I wish to share it with the rest of you the article that made tears well up in my eyes...don't laugh...

Learning to become a doctor

A third-year medical student reflects on a life-changing emotional experience

Dreams and reality are often very different things. As a medical student I imagined myself one day taking on the role of a gallant knight, a protector and safekeeper of the sacred flame of life, creating miracles and wonderfully healing the sick. I wanted to make a difference and save lives. A road accident during the summer holidays gave me a chance to live my dream - but it was very different from what I had imagined. This piece reflects on my experience, and on how a brush with real medicine has changed me as a third-year medical student at Monash University.

The smashed machine was the first sight I encountered. A once fast, shiny road-bike now lay on the ground, a metal carcass. I remember running towards it, scared. Next to it a body lay still.I had seen dead bodies before; cadavers allow us to release anatomical knowledge with the stroke of a blade; they are the ultimate learning tools. But what confronted me was no practical class - this was very real. I looked at the woman lying there. She was young, about my own age of 20, still with P-plates on her bike. It could have been one of my friends lying there. She was dressed up, perhaps coming home from a club somewhere, with makeup and nail polish delicately applied - real human qualities that gave a glimpse into a life that, only minutes earlier, was full.Draped over the top of a young human was viciously snapped; blood and vomitus overflowed from her throat onto her chest; her arm was destroyed. I knelt down beside her.

It was as if I was looking through her. I looked into her eyes but, quite simply, no one was there. Despite the horror of the scene, she looked almost peaceful. Was she just unconscious? Could there be a flicker of life still inside her? Was this my chance to save a life, to make a difference? What happened next was bizarre. I became machine-like, visualising a giant first-aid flowchart in my mind's eye, and began to apply my medical knowledge. Yet again the theory did not match the reality. My only previous attempt at resuscitation had been on a mannequin with a plastic torso and head. This woman had real lungs and a real heart. I turned her on her side and tried to unblock her airway; I had no gloves. Using a mouth-to-mouth protective device that I carry on my keyring, i tried to shield my hands as I attempted to scoop blood and vomitus out of her mouth. I then tried to give her air: "5 breaths in 10 seconds, and watch the chest rise", my training had taught me. But her chest did not rise. At first I got angry and blamed it on the device I was using, but then I realised her entire airway was obstructed. I searched for a carotid and radial pulse but found neither - the beat of life had stopped. I tried cardiopulmonary resuscitation but she wasn't responding - it wasn't supposed to be like this. Yet I continued until I felt a gentle tap on my left shoulder. It was one of the ambulance officers - I had missed their dramatic arrival, hearing my own thoughts and deaf to everything else. Never before had my mind been so clear or sharp. My adrenalin level was so high that it took tactile stimulation to reawaken me to my surroundings - a feeling I still never forget.

Despite efforts by the ambulance officers, the girl was pronounced dead at the scene.

It was in the day that followed, spending time with my general practitioner, that I began to learn a little about what being a doctor really means. I came to him upset that someone had died, upset at how horrific it was, upset that I had failed, upset that I had done something that may have exposed me to to HIV, hepatitis B or hepatitis C infection, even upset that the damn thing was upsetting me! He sat and listened. Being able to speak to someone who had witnessed similar trauma was amazingly comforting. He told me that the three hardest things to cope with in medicine are death itself, the death of someone young, and the death of someone under your care. I had copped all three "right between the eyes", at a time when I hadn't the experience or the training to know how to respond or feel.

My GP had no magic pills or portions to rid me of the churning inside me. Nor did he need them - all I wanted was for him to understand what I was feeling. I was given an insight into what caring for someone really means. He reassured me that people don't expect doctors to be miracle workers - all a family really wants in this type of situation is for a doctor to "be there and to care". My GP suggested that I attend the funeral service if I felt comfortable doing so. He believed it would give me a sense of closure and that it would help me to be around others with similar feelings. I sat with him in his office after all his patients had gone home, looking through the newspapers for the funeral details.

I sat through the service and listened to the account of a life I knew nothing about. I looked around at the web of friends and family she had interwoven. I was now a part of that web - she had touched me too. At the conclusion I introduced myself to her father, and told him that his daughter did not die alone, that I was there caring for her. I told him that the last few days had taught me more about caring for people, and about being a doctor, than I had learned in all my days at medical school. I told him that I was there for him and his family. With that, the tall, lanky man hugged me tightly, crying and thanking me for being there, for stopping and bothering to care. It was devastatingly sad, yet enormously relieving, and I was proud. He wanted to care for me and to share his feelings with me, something I had not expected. The simple knowledge that their daughter did not die alone was comforting to the family. They knew that if there had been a chance for her, I was there to give her that chance.

I am starting to understand what being a doctor is about. To really care for someone connects people in such a wonderful way that it can even make death seem a little less scary. Sometimes just being there can make all the difference.

Ryan J Hodges

Third-year medical student

Monash University, Melbourne.

assignments, assignments, assignments...

and...just as the title says...this has been one busy month.

Which is pretty much the reason why I've been MIA from the internet society, I've had TONS of assignments these past few weeks, as well as deadlines for a lot of big assignments. Even as I speak, part of my brain is thinking about the survey that I'm about to conduct later...headache betullah...

Right now I have...survey, advertising campaign, photoshop, two designs to create, and a brochure design. ISSSSHHH...

Photoshop's going great, I'm in the middle of designing a LOTR poster, kinda hard since I can't find the pictures that I want, and I still have to figure out how to make the heel of high-heel shoes look like skin (I've tried a few methods, but they seemed really fake). UGH. But then again, it's really fun to do, a bit frustrating at times, but still fun. I merged my hand with my feet, and I'm pretty please with the results, I'll see whether I can post it up (I'm REALLY proud of it).

So...now that's basically it lah. Nothing much to say edi...

TTFN!!

What A Pain in The Neck..

Seriously just as the title says..i sprained my neck..GAH!! Can't even look left or right without turning my entire body along. Today just i was getting out of bed.. CRACK!! OMG my neck..my neck -.- Cause of dat i missed today's driving lesson. Today's lesson was important because my instructor wanted to see whether i'm ready to take the test .. and now this happens..Eesh gotta wait longer T.T And the sprain is gonna be here still at least a couple of days...grrr...

Even now as i'm typing this, my head is tilted to the left side..i can't even straighten it or tilt it to the right side...celakanya...i must look like some retard T.T

K lar i'm done venting here..wanna go find a packet of ice for my neck edi T.T All this happened on Abi's birthday...i wonder maybe she wished for it D:

i was bored

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Speedtest

meh did the speed test i found on gene harn's blog..haha..btw im not comparing or anything..i just took it cuz i was bored..anyway i think its whacked cause i don't think i type dat fast..dat speed is just inhuman..

think dat's all, nothing much happened today, except one guy nearly crash into me during driving lesson -.-'' he got yelled at by his instructor and the instructor told me that guy has no brains behind his back.. hrmm..i wonder what does my instructor think of me..probably someone who has no sense of direction on the road T.T dat's me alright..i have doubts of me passing the driving test haha..

Whahaaaa

Ahh, this time please let me be lazy again. Probably next post won't be jokes but will be funny videos but I'll be talking about something else, alright??

And lotto number touched 1126 pageviews!! Wow... I really didn't expect the number to increase so fast!!

And now, joke time.

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

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Ted is 7-yr old n he's very bad in essay writing.
One day the teacher asked the class to write a 500-word essay base on any title they like. Ted thought real hard n finally he started his essay:

Titled: Composition - my lost cat

One day i lost my kitty, i went out to the street n started calling:
HELLO




























































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Lucky frog


A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,"Ribbit. 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog
and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides
to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 Wood." The guy takes out a 3 Wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK, where to next?" The frog replied, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog
says,"Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks," What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't
know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

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Enough for today!!
Have a nice day!!